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Ummm.... I am here to Tell Every one that I only have room in my life for One Blog site at a time. And things just aren't  working out with me and xanga.  So yes I'm dumping Xanga.  Its not Xanga... Its me.  I'm sorry.. its just the way it has to be.

Get me at www.myspace.com/jakerman520

Bye!

hi every one.

 So yeah I'm in Ft. Bragg. Its hot and It rains alot.

 so how is everyone?   noones reading this so  talk to no one later!! toodles!

Hello everyone!!

 So yeah I'm just sittin here at home today. fun stuff. I'm trying to get Me and megs Shit all situated for our PCS move. It sucks. so I thought I would take a break an update this ol' thing. Oh yeah So Airborne School went good. I graduated it was fun.  But yeah So We leave Sunday morning for Bragg.  I'm a little Excited but it still sucks that I have to leave here behind. Its been My home for  The better part of 22 years now. Oh yeah! tomorrows my birthday. yay for me. but anyways. I gotta do what I gotta do. well in all reality I gotta do what the Gov't tells me to do. So..... yeah heres pics..

Here are my silver wings! very proud of those.

this is my Airborne G.I. Joe..... He's cool. you don't have to tell me.. I already know.

And here's my ladies.

Hey hey everybody!!

  Monday's Jump week!!!!  Yay!!!! I smashed Tower week just like it was nothing!!!

 now all I have to jump from a plane while its in flight.....  I have to do what??!!?!?  Am I fucking crazy? the plane is not going to crash.... its not on fire.... in fact there is absolutely nothing wrong with it except for all the crazy Soldiers in the back.   Yes thats right. next week I have to do this not once but 5!! count em 1...2....3....4...5 times!! I would be lieing to you if I said I wasn't a little scared. but what sane person wouldn't be? And I don't want to hear any one of you say that you wouldn't be. because with the exception of Stefan and Adam...  none of you have ever been in this situation. And I know that neither on of them would tell such a lie.  But I am gonna do it anyways. Its not like I have a choice in the matter anyways. once your up there theres only one way down ( through the back door).  So I say  Fuck it  Its time to Hooah up and go!  I'm tired of being called a dirty nastey leg any ways! So I'll let you all Know how it went on Monday night!! Its gonna be awesome!!! I can tell you that already.  You all wish you were me no doubt!! I'll see you next weekend in K.C.  And Soon after that in Bragg ( Adam [ except I dont have to live in Barracks!!]haha!)

And now I leave you with some Chuck Norris Facts!

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life. He then round-house kicked the animal in the face, breaking its neck and killing it to remind the crew..... Chuck Norris givith and Chuck Norris takith.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... To bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 ounce steaks in one hour.  He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitresses.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming,  Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Remember when you were a kid and you wore Superman underwear?  Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Chuck Norris uses his hands to shave, because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.